Bullshit Boris (And the Brexit Bus)

People thought that Bullshit Boris would never tell them lies?

But it was what he didn’t tell them that took people by surprise.

Come aboard the Brexit Bus - I know what we must do,

All the problems that were facing are the fault of the EU!

Come on guys get on the bus we’re in this all together

Brussels ruling over us? No way - Not now - Not ever!

So Boris and his merry men led the Brexit dance

Political analysis replaced with football chants.

Those Frenchies and those Germans. — and their EU schemes so cunning

It’s time they were taught a lesson we’ll soon have those bastards running!

As they climbed aboard the Brexit Bus hearts swelled with national pride

Give money to our NHS was written on the side.

It seemed a chance to assert ourselves and to reclaim the nation

Boris and his posh boy chums would lead us to salvation.

They told you you were heading for a green and pleasant land

Where you could wave a Union Jack, a blue passport in your hand.

But we never reached the happy place… Britannia reclaimed

Instead it seemed the country just went further down the drain.

You thought that you were in for fun as a Brexit Bus Day Tripper.

Will you now admit, its been quite shit? You’ve been stitched up like a kipper

They said Europe can’t live without us they’ll quickly fall in line

But now it seems its us that’s screwed and Europe’s doing fine.

As you sat inside the Brexit Bus how did it make you feel

With Rees Mogg, Truss and Braverman all fighting at the wheel?

But Boris is a jovial clown we like our politicians funny

I’m not sure that we’re still laughing as the hedge funds make their money.

The pack of lies that you were told by Boris and his mates

Were promises undelivered thats left us in dire straits!

We all sang Rule Britannia Britannia Rules the Waves

But the sea’s now full of sewage which no British swimmer braves.

They told you leaving Europe would be cause for celebration

But apparently what Brexit meant was no labour regulation.

And that cheap food that they promised you is far from finger licking.

Unless you fancy hormone beef and chlorinated chicken?

The money for the NHS? There seems to have been a glitch

Cos somehow thats converted into tax breaks for the rich!

And….

That special British Passport - A symbol that you were free

Is now made by foreign workers in a Polish factory

So next time a Tory posh boy makes out they’re one of us

Remember - they don’t use the NHS and they never take the bus!