Longshot Kick De Bucket!
Off to watch the Goodwood Races
7 bets all for first places.
Picked myself a Super Seven
When they all came home I’d be in heaven.
First race ready. Kick off the show,
Starter’s orders away we go!
Fast Eddie looked a sure fire bet,
But couldn’t be arsed to work up a sweat.
Paint The Town Red in over his head,
Wished I’d backed anything instead.
Mr Dandy looked quite handy
But a furlong out his legs went bandy!
Special Sauce couldn’t stay the course,
Got stuck behind the winning horse.
Kalamazoo. He was shit too.
Didn’t have a bloody clue!
Prince of Wales got stuck on the rails,
Jockey like a monkey on a bag of nails.
Devil’s Diary looked quite fiery,
Disqualified after a Stewards Enquiry.
Super Seven left me seventy quid down!
Bus not taxi back to town.
Sit at home and think well fuck it
My dreams like Longshot - kick de bucket!
