Patsy Trump

Patsy Trump really had the hump,

She’d not heeded people’s warnings.

He’d said “Of course I love you 

I’ll still be there in the morning”.

She knew that Vlad was a bit of a lad,

From the wrong side of the tracks.

Thats what had made it so exciting,

When she’d first asked him to come back.

He’d  charmed her with  his manly ways,

When he’d first come in to town.

Her defences weren’t the only thing,

That soon come tumbling down.

He’d made her feel so special,

That they’d always be together.

But now it seemed he was moving on

And always…… didn’t mean forever.

None of her friends had liked him,

They thought he was no good.

They’re just jealous Patsy thought,

He’s just misunderstood.

She’d tried not to think about it,

And to be  honest had no idea,

Why Vladamir  was always in touch,

With a mate in North Korea.

Her friends had said  “Patsy why cant you find, 

Someone nice honest and true?”

“Instead of all these creepy blokes,

Who just keep using you?”

Patsy had to admit they had a point,

Although she said she didn’t care,

The musky smell of Elon,

Still hung heavy  in the air.

She’d really thought he was the one, 

As she felt the rocket in his pocket.

That very night she’d  taken him home

Showed him somewhere nice to dock it! 

And Elon’s talk of a lovely future,

And of  buying her a ring.

She’s now realised was  a pack of lies,

He’d been after just one thing.

And before that there was Benjamin,

Who really loved her, so she thought.

But was just after her investment,

In a new seaside resort.

So no more Vlad, Elon or Benny.

And at last she knows the score. 

They’ve  had  their  wicked way with her,

But don’t need her any more.

Who would have ever thought it, 

That boys like that would cut up rough?

They’ve all gone off  and left her, 

And Patsy Trump is up the duff!